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THE TREE OF LIFE

who sits inside whom · where animals, fungi and plants actually are

Built as a memo rather than a table: the thing worth hanging it up for reads across the room, with the full reference in smaller type below it.

Three sizes in one archive — from a sheet on the fridge to a poster on the wall.

Standard$1.50

Payment and email are handled by Paddle. The download link arrives by email — no account, no password.

Formats
A4 · A3 · A2
What you get
Print-ready PDFs, one per size, with every letterform converted to outlines — nothing to install, nothing to shift.
Subject
science · school · reference · classroom

A box is a clade: a group with all its descendants. Deeper shared box, closer kin. The dashes ring a hole — and a group with a hole is not a clade.

YOU ARE AN ARCHAEON THAT SWALLOWED A BACTERIUM

The mitochondrion in every one of your cells descends from a free-living bacterium: its own circular DNA, its own ribosomes, dividing on its own schedule and inherited from your mother alone. The host cell was an archaeon of the Asgard group — which is why the "eukaryotes" box on this sheet sits inside the "archaea" box rather than beside it.

Plants did it twice: the chloroplast is a second such captive, a cyanobacterium. A green leaf is therefore an archaeon that swallowed two different bacteria, hundreds of millions of years apart.

On the sheet

  • A box is a clade: a group with all its descendants. Deeper shared box, closer kin. The dashes ring a hole — and a group with a hole is not a clade.
  • Colour carries meaning, but meaning never rests on colour alone — the sheet reads in black and white.
  • Nothing about how it was made: the sheet carries only what the reader needs.

Printing

  • Three sizes in the archive: A4 — 210×297 mm, A3 — 297×420 mm, A2 — 420×594 mm.
  • All text is converted to outlines. No fonts to install, and nothing shifts on another machine.
  • White background and sparing fills — it prints on a home printer without draining the cartridge.
  • Margins of at least 10 mm: a home printer cannot print to the edge.
  • No stroke thinner than 0.3 mm, so nothing disappears in print.

Why the numbers can be trusted. Every countable number here is computed from data rather than typed in, and the sheet must pass 5 independent checks before it is allowed to build — how many items there are, the order they come in, and the claim in the highlighted box itself. If one fails, there is no file.

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