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OOLONG

from 15 to 80 % oxidation · leaf shape · seven steepings

Built as a memo rather than a table: the thing worth hanging it up for reads across the room, with the full reference in smaller type below it.

Three sizes in one archive — from a sheet on the fridge to a poster on the wall.

Standard$1.50

Payment and email are handled by Paddle. The download link arrives by email — no account, no password.

Formats
A4 · A3 · A2
What you get
Print-ready PDFs, one per size, with every letterform converted to outlines — nothing to install, nothing to shift.
Subject
drinks · everyone · reference · kitchen

Times are for a small pot, roughly 5 g to 100 ml. Before the first steeping the leaf is rinsed with boiling water, poured away at once.

THE TEA AN INSECT MAKES

Oriental Beauty is a tea whose flavour begins with a pest. A small green leafhopper pierces the young leaf and drinks its sap; the plant answers by producing volatile compounds, and those give the honeyed, almost grape-like aroma that nothing else reproduces.

Such a field therefore cannot be sprayed: no insects, no aroma. Leaf that has been bitten comes out small, curled and uneven — by ordinary standards a ruined crop, and the one that fetches the highest price.

The same mechanism is linked to the muscatel note of second-flush Darjeeling, where a relative of the same leafhopper is at work.

On the sheet

  • Times are for a small pot, roughly 5 g to 100 ml. Before the first steeping the leaf is rinsed with boiling water, poured away at once.
  • Colour carries meaning, but meaning never rests on colour alone — the sheet reads in black and white.
  • Nothing about how it was made: the sheet carries only what the reader needs.

Printing

  • Three sizes in the archive: A4 — 210×297 mm, A3 — 297×420 mm, A2 — 420×594 mm.
  • All text is converted to outlines. No fonts to install, and nothing shifts on another machine.
  • White background and sparing fills — it prints on a home printer without draining the cartridge.
  • Margins of at least 10 mm: a home printer cannot print to the edge.
  • No stroke thinner than 0.3 mm, so nothing disappears in print.

Why the numbers can be trusted. Every countable number here is computed from data rather than typed in, and the sheet must pass 7 independent checks before it is allowed to build — how many items there are, the order they come in, and the claim in the highlighted box itself. If one fails, there is no file.

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