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THE HAMBURGER

the ratios of the mince and the five steps that decide the result

Built as a memo rather than a table: the thing worth hanging it up for reads across the room, with the full reference in smaller type below it.

Three sizes in one archive — from a sheet on the fridge to a poster on the wall.

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Formats
A4 · A3 · A2
What you get
Print-ready PDFs, one per size, with every letterform converted to outlines — nothing to install, nothing to shift.
Subject
food · everyone · memo · kitchen

Safe temperature from USDA FSIS: 71 °C (160 °F) in the thickest part of any minced meat, measured, never judged by colour. Fat ceiling from 9 CFR 319.15. Checked 30 July 2026.

THE HAMBURGER HAS NO BIRTHDAY

At least four towns claim it: Seymour, Wisconsin (1885), Hamburg, New York (1885), Athens, Texas (late 1880s) and New Haven, Connecticut (1900). Not one of them holds a document from those years.

The earliest thing anyone can put on the table is an advertisement in the Shiner Gazette, Texas, 12 April 1894: "Hamburger steak sandwiches everyday in the week." A first mention, not an invention.

Which is why no year is printed here. The ratio is older than any of the four claims.

On the sheet

  • Safe temperature from USDA FSIS: 71 °C (160 °F) in the thickest part of any minced meat, measured, never judged by colour. Fat ceiling from 9 CFR 319.15. Checked 30 July 2026.
  • Colour carries meaning, but meaning never rests on colour alone — the sheet reads in black and white.
  • Nothing about how it was made: the sheet carries only what the reader needs.

Printing

  • Three sizes in the archive: A4 — 210×297 mm, A3 — 297×420 mm, A2 — 420×594 mm.
  • All text is converted to outlines. No fonts to install, and nothing shifts on another machine.
  • White background and sparing fills — it prints on a home printer without draining the cartridge.
  • Margins of at least 10 mm: a home printer cannot print to the edge.
  • No stroke thinner than 0.3 mm, so nothing disappears in print.

Why the numbers can be trusted. Every countable number here is computed from data rather than typed in, and the sheet must pass 6 independent checks before it is allowed to build — how many items there are, the order they come in, and the claim in the highlighted box itself. If one fails, there is no file.

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